WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your knickers in a knot? Spill the beans. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a cuppa and you can chat us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could snap any second